the reason i watch so many tv shows is because i’d rather worry about all the characters’ problems than my own
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
Cecil: The wind out of the desert is changing. I feel it. You feel it. A shiver in the midday heat. A crackle in the television broadcast. A shift in your immune system.
It is September, and something is different.
It is September, and the days have gone sinister – from first eye’s open to last slow breathing.
It is September, and so, listeners – dear listeners – Night Vale Public Radio is proud to introduce The September Monologues.
If you’d have told me a year ago that Steve Carlsberg would have slithered into my mind as one of my favourite characters I never would have believed you, and yet here we are